Maybe I shouldn't have posted this one

Get it?

Hey, at least they're not using the heater, right?

That princess was such a tease

Were those fireworks? Or was the castle exploding? Happy Fourth of July!

Mind your manners!

They didn't come in peace

Actually, that looks pretty hard to climb

New format

This is the first of a series of sorts....

Responsible citizen

Never take signage lightly!

Pulling out all the stops

I guess this qualifies more as a request than a comic, but it's still an illustration on a panel! And by panel, I mean napkin.

Slice of life

Note the play on scale and the didactic commentary.

Also notice that I am actually scanning in the originals! I dusted off my 8 year old scanner/printer and digitized this bad boy! Pulling out all the stops! Gotta catch the nuances and the line weight! The faint hint of the numbers on the reverse side!

It got really weird at the end

I totally lied. Our computers are hooked up to the internet! Haha, fooled him!!!

Worst nightmare

If it ain't broke...

Pretty self explanatory

We're back! My apologies for what will be a sporadic bunch of updates. I am not a fount of creative image-making, nor do I possess much focus or great time management when it comes to coercing someone to do something by threatening them with comics. Ah well, this will be a good learning experience for me. Enjoy!

Oh! In other news, we have limited readership in Germany! Hi Germany!!

Stay tuned!

Never fear, Scott! We have not given up. We are merely biding our time to, uhhh, yeah. Maybe just gathering ammunition. Maybe just strategizing. Maybe just failing.... MAYBE TO LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SAFETY TO CATCH YOU WITH YOUR GUARD DOWN!

3... 2... 1...

Poker Night

Fact:  True Star Wars fans will know that this isn't the true reasoning behind Darth Vader's backstory.  He was just trying to distract the other players lest they figure out he's using jedi mind tricks to cheat at poker.

Fact:  Astute readers would have deduced the above by seeing that Darth Vader is the current chip leader.

Zombie snails

Sarah really, really, really doesn't like zombie snails. They're a real thing. Just be warned: once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Special thanks to Chris for steering the conversation toward zombie ants.

Side note: don't get used to the color. That's not going to be a consistent thing.

So that's how electricity works!

Hide yo wife, yo children, and yo fireflies, 'cause there be lamps up in here!

Traumatizing

Actually, this makes me a little hungry.

This brings back memories

Full disclosure: wait. I got nothing.

The action! The pathos!

The Black Mamba is no match for guys wearing crowns!
I think panel seven is my favorite.

Brownies are a good topic for comics

They later became fast friends, and spent the rest of their days picnicking and frolicking together in green meadows.

True, this isn't a comic...

...but the narrative complexities of this envelope were too awesome to not use as filler.

If this doesn't do it, I don't know what will

8=D

See what we did here?

Is it "db" or is it a nose? Is that a sidewalk in the last panel?
DID SOMEONE DIE?
And why do I have a craving for mushroom?

I'm surprised he even knows the painter of light

Oh dad. Just because someone has more money than Uncle Scrooge, it doesn't mean that he does drugs!

Worst case scenario

I like it when comics have a moral.

Looks like meat!

This is totally a true story. I'm not even exaggerating a little. There was literally a chicken in the brownies. At least we think it was a chicken.

Don't question it

No one likes having pubes on their head. No one.

Open for business

I also like pepperoni pizza.

I'm a fish!

Do you ever feel misunderstood?

True Story

Pretty self explanatory. My friends confuse me. Like when they talk about science. Or. Let's see. When they don't update comics. Yes.

Comic Number One

This was our awesome experiment in perspective shifting. Notice how you think this is a normal comic, but then at the end, you realize your perspective is all shifted!! But THEN, you see the words "THE END." at the end, and that makes it CONFUSING. WHICH MAKES IT ART. DONE.

Dear Scott

We got tired of there not being comics on your blog, so we made our own terrible, terrible comics. We're going to keep doing them until you start drawing your own comics again. Do not attempt to trace this blog, or find us. I guarantee you won't be successful. Disregard the blogger account that this blog is linked to; it is entirely irrelevant. The sooner you meet our demands, the sooner the horrible comics will stop.

 Sincerely,
...

...hah, thought you could trick me, huh? Sure showed you!